she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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