Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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