So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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