areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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