they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
