Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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