oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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