i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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