Your mouth is God's brothel.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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