is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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