Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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