Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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