she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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