No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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