I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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