piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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