Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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