Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
