Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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