maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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