You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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