For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We're too hungover to prance.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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