Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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