Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together