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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.

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  Not the worst first impression I've experienced.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  What happened to my knees?

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  You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...

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  I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat

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