Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.

Fav 65 6724 831
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

(561): View more from Florida

But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

Fav 28 7437 1771
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

Fav 65 21627 2493
share tweet
(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

Fav 9 1478 4016
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(360): View more from Washington

And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.

Fav 6 3014 1160
share tweet
(619): View more from California

Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.

Fav 5 1147 3424
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing

Fav 8 2465 1156
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz

Fav 3 1274 574
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(620): View more from Kansas

I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.

Fav 0 163 47
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT