have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As shirtless as possible
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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