At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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