Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
