you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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