She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Go christen that room with your naked body.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
