So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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