What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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