is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
His nipple licking is glorious
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