If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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