i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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