do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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