no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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