what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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