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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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