My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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