i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
