he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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