How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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