They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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