so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let's get the cat blown out
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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