I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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