she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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