Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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