belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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