remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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