Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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