shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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