i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i permit you to call me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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